ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM ASIATECHNOBOT5000
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GREETINGS. Ahem. Greetings, I am asiaTechnoBot5000 and I am awesome. You may remember me from such posts as “Asians and Technology: Why the captain of the football team won’t follow you to the airport to prevent you from going to art school in Paris”, “BACK THAT DRIVE UP: Data Loss and Porn in the 21st Century”, and “Coincidentally Yours: The story of the child that never was, then happened, but didn’t really happen because the narrator was in a coma but did not finish the story so other authors took creative approaches to finishing the story, although no one ever came close to what the original author wanted… or so it goes…”
If any of those posts sounded familiar then I am sorry that you are mistaken. I have never written any of those posts. I am but a mere (and clever!) literary device the author of this post has used to make it look like he has something to say. He doesn’t though. He just wants to let you know that SAO is still alive and we are continually updating our stuff.
Happy last couple of weeks of summer and here is a random assortment of photos that may or may not have anything to do with anything.